December 2011
“It’s funny. When you leave your home and wander really far, you always think, ‘I...”
– Danzy Senna (via accidentalism)
20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
Wanting to be a flight attendant yet watching Air...
What on earth is wrong with me
Anonymous asked: what's your uni course?? :D
Anonymous asked: so you don't want to be a businesswoman?
Anonymous asked: oops! i meant being a 'business' woman. cooooooooooool flying all over the whole! how exciting :D is there any other career choices other than flight attendant?
Screw this shit, I'm moving to freakin Korea.
b2stvirus:
Anonymous asked: are you really being a flight attendant? i thought you wanted to do something like being a being woman :O
friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Anonymous asked: what do you want to do when you grow up?
So, 2011 has been nothing special
pennny-lane:
I always have so much hope for the new year. Please 2012, don’t disappoint
x.
“When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to...”
– Lisa Unger (via venebelle)
funniest10k:
This is my dad using the computer:
And this is me looking at him:
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